A man in tescos wanted to buy half a cauliflower, ''we don't sell half cauliflowers'' says the assistant, but the man is insistent that as the customer he is entitled to buy half a cauliflower and for the assistant to get the managers ok to sell him a half.
the assistant decides to humour him and walks into the stockroom, sees the manager and says ''there's an idiot out there who wants to buy half a cauliflower'', realises the customer has followed him in and quickly adds ''and this kind gentleman says he'll have the other half''
later the manager says to the assistant, '' I like someone who can think on his feet, ''where are you from son?
''Liverpool'' replies the lad
"Why did you leave" ? asks the manager
''The place is full of prostitutes and footballers'' the lad replies
"My wife came from Liverpool" retorted the manager
"Oh", says the lad.............."who did she play for"?
